Tamala 2010
Director: t.o.L.
Year Released: 2002
Rating: 0.0
Postmodern, incoherent trash about an irritating space kitten named Tamala (all kawaii purring and staring) who crash lands her ship on a foreign planet, meets a perpetually stunned cat named Michelangelo and gets eaten by a perverted dog-cop. Also, Colonel Sanders has an axe in his head. Also, a zombie professor spends forty minutes trying to explain the significance of the story, of which there is none. Also, Béatrice Dalle does the voice of a cyborg cat. These are all the warnings you need.
