Dogma

Director: Kevin Smith
Year Released: 1999
Rating: 0.5

Yes, it's that bad. It borders on a no-star rating, but I decided to give it a little credit for casting Alanis Morrisette as God (which may explain why she has all those Grammies). As a whole, this is embarrassingly wretched as compared to director Kevin Smith's last effort, Chasing Amy, which was a serious, thoughtful take on relationships. But this, an alleged 'attack' on the Catholic Church (which is what its detractors claim it is), is nothing but B-movie drivel that's not even smart enough to offend.