Padre Pio
Director: Abel Ferrara
Year Released: 2022
Rating: 1.5
Just after the end of World War I, Franciscan friar Padre Pio (Shia LaBeouf) has strange 'visions' where he's tormented for avoiding combat while elsewhere the Socialists are in a fight against the Fascists in the first "free election" in Italy. Non-believers (or even those on the fence) might want to steer clear of this picture, which clearly regards Pio as a kind of mystic in touch with some higher realm (the last shot shows the stigmata in his hands), but the real issue - aside from Ferrara's peculiar stylistic choices and getting too melodramatic - is that there is absolutely no attempt to merge the two narratives, because the story of the Saint feels more like a side note than the core of the film. Moments do stick out in the memory in an abstract way, such as Pio being visited by the Virgin Mary (compare/contrast with Bad Lieutenant, if you wish) and Asia Argento (as "Tall Man") appearing suddenly to confess a very dark sin. You have to hand it to Shia, though, who went "full method" and converted to Catholicism during the production: enjoy the guilt, brother.