Jail Bait

Director: Edward D. Wood Jr.
Year Released: 1954
Rating: 1.0

No, it's not what you think it's about: Don (Clancy Malone), son of a respectable plastic surgeon (Herbert Rawlinson), hangs around with thuggish Vic Brady (Timothy Farrell), they try robbing a theatre, kill a night watchman (and former cop) and then turn on each other.  This is about as coherent as an Ed Wood picture could hope to be (which isn't saying much) and the acting and dialogue are pretty rough to get through (the "tough guy" banter gets repetitive).  At the very least it tries for what Wood and co-screenwriter Alex Gordon must have thought was a "clever" twist ending ... but doesn't make an ounce of sense.  If you must watch it, make sure you have some NyQuil or Lunesta in your system.