Director: Raja Gosnell
Year Released: 2002
Rating: 0.5

I will not go into detail as to why I had to see this, but let's just say I did my best to work my way out (it's clear I'm not Robert Shapiro). Kids love this, although since I am no longer a kid I had to spend my time calculating, teenager-style, exactly 'How Hot' Linda C. is (quite a bunch ... thanks for the tip-off, OD-san ... bravo, Italy). The CGI dog, incidentally, has more personality than most anyone else, and I think he needs to make a cameo in Star Wars 3. Who's with me?