There's Someone Inside Your House

Director: Patrick Brice
Year Released: 2021
Rating: 1.0

At Osborne High School, someone is murdering members of the student body with proverbial skeletons in the closet - the football player (who hazed a teammate), the outspoken girl (who secretly recorded a politically incorrect podcast), the kid with the fentanyl addiction, etc. - which is alarming to Makani Young (Sydney Park), because she has her own troubled past: she shoved another girl into a bonfire (after being force-fed booze).  Tucked in there - somewhere very deep - is a relevant message about how we shouldn't be quick to judge people who have "slipped up" and "made mistakes" in the past, but that point gets lost in how hilariously silly this is on a scene-to-scene basis, leading up to driving a motor vehicle (which, need I remind you, has a gas tank) through a burning corn field ... and then even more woke politics: the cause of all this, you see, is affluenza and, of course, the curse of white privilege.  Bonus points are awarded for converting old Nazi gear into drug paraphernalia: take that, Third Reich.