Mayday

Director: Karen Cinorre
Year Released: 2021
Rating: 0.0

Ana (Grace Van Patten), who works at a hotel, suddenly finds herself on a U-Boat with the likes of Marsha (Mia Goth), Gert (Soko) and Bea (Havana Rose Liu) during wartime where enemy ... are all men (how fitting).  It's a weird, half-baked anti-male diatribe that thinks it's clever, but is really something you'd come to expect from a proud-to-be mad first year creative writing major who thinks she's Virginia Woolf: it "progresses" in a choppy manner, with none of the scenes flowing naturally into each other (at one point, there's a dance number ... just because).  To paraphrase a song by New Jersey's own Bon Jovi, this gives surrealism a bad name.