Clementine
Director: Lara Gallagher
Year Released: 2019
Rating: 0.0
Karen (Otmara Marrero), upset from a ruined relationship with a woman named D. (Sonya Walger), breaks into a lake house and notices a wannabe actress named Lana (Sydney Sweeney) - the two then eat, smoke pot and hang around the house (for the record it takes a full hour until they kiss but before then it's a lot of intense staring). Look, if you want to do a character study that's fine, but this is straight from the Sundance School of Faux-Hipness that thinks it's deep but its characters are never developed and the dialogue is trite: as a distraction from the awfulness, count up how many one-word responses there are ("yeah"). The Karen character is supposed to be emotionally devastated, but what happened? Or are details just not important anymore?