Director: John Carpenter
Year Released: 1984
Rating: 0.0

Marble-mouthed Jeff Bridges comes to Earth in the form of a widow's dead husband (how convenient!), but needs to return to his space ship and get home (a lot like E.T.). When ensues is a preposterous and unabashedly stupid road trip where Bridges the innocent (tabula rasa, anyone?) learns about the highs and lows of not only the basics of life (apple pie is good, cigarettes burn, cars go fast) but of human society (people are mean and ignorant but some are nice once you get to know them), and most of this is explained to him by our planet's spokesperson, Karen Allen. Attention Jesus fans: he brings dead deer to life.