Pompeii
Director: Paul W.S. Anderson
Year Released: 2014
Rating: 0.0
A silly gladiator movie that turns into a silly disaster movie ... and everyone dies. Lovely. A fierce slave/warrior (Kit Harington) gets brought to the doomed Pompeii to fight, except he falls for princess Cassia (Emily Browning) who is being pursued by scene-devouring Corvus (Kiefer Sutherland, rightly not taking this seriously). It's not enough that the dialogue is sure to elicit snickering, but the CGI is straight-to-video tier - I've seen better work in the recent crop of high-budget Playstation games. Mount Vesuvius is the big winner here.
