Class of Nuke 'Em High

Director: Richard W. Haines and Lloyd Kaufman
Year Released: 1986
Rating: 1.0

Toxic waste from a nearby nuclear plant appears to have a strange effect on the students of Tromaville High School as it's making their funky marijuana stash even funkier, their water supply even greener and turning their honor society turn into a sadomasochistic biker gang. It has the gore and occasional toplessness (hello Janelle Brady) that you might have come to expect from Troma, but the zany fun that comes from the ... ahem, more "memorable" Troma pictures (The Toxic Avenger) just doesn't come through here. There's good trash and bad trash and this falls into the latter category, though the ending picks up with the inclusion of a dominatrix trying to cut off Brady's nipples, riding motorcycles through a school hallway and an alien that likes to behead people.