Screwballs

Director: Rafal Zielinski
Year Released: 1983
Rating: 1.0

Political correctness had no place in the early eighties, and it shows in this trashy hedonistic "movie" about five stupidly-horny high school guys whose sole purpose in life is to see the prettiest (and most prudish) girl in school's tits. I'm not even kidding: that's the entire plot (and while I hate to spoil it: they do ... with the aid of magnets). Bawdy and infantile, the effectiveness of its humor varies on how high/drunk/exhausted you are (a bowling ball stuck on a wang! hypnotism! fun with mirrors!) - ultimately, it's all an excuse to show boobs, which I guess is okay because even one of the co-writers, Linda Shayne, volunteers to take it off (and bounce them against the back of a van). For fun, force a staunch feminist to watch this like Alex in A Clockwork Orange: disgust guaranteed.