Sorority House Massacre
Director: Carol Frank
Year Released: 1986
Rating: 0.0
A messed up broad's psychotic bro escapes from his holding cell and goes looking for her in her sorority. Incompetent garbage through-and-through, although I did get a chuckle out of the ladies using hairspray on the murderer's bloody hands to "knock" him off their bedroom window. I also got a chuckle out of the approximately eight breasts that gratuitously bounce around throughout (dress-up time!). I also got a hearty laugh out of the fact that the killer "buried" the knife under a brick in the fireplace. Ah, the eighties: a treasure-trove of nonsense.