The Video Dead
Director: Robert Scott
Year Released: 1987
Rating: 0.0
Straight-to-video 'zombie'-themed nonsense is inept at everything it tries: things like acting, directing, editing, makeup (oh, makeup), trying to be scary, trying to be nasty, trying to be gory (that blood looks watery and pink to me). A haunted TV set gets dropped off at the wrong place, and actors in garish prosthetics crawl out and proceed to wreck havoc. Where do you look for zombies? In the day-time! In the woods! How do you take them out? With bows and arrows! By cutting them in half with a chainsaw! Gasp (!) as weekend performers fumble around! Marvel at the estimated $80,000 budget (according to the IMDb)!
