Director: Noboru Iguchi
Year Released: 2009
Rating: 0.5

Sometimes trying to make a movie that's intentionally bad can backfire - instead of being so-awful-it's-hilarious, it's just plain awful. Such is the case with this Iguchi release, which had one of the most bizarre trailers I've seen in forever (complete with monotone Engrish), but the finished product contains mostly filler and puns and wonky music. If you take the blood out of it, it essentially becomes a PG-13 Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers.