Shock Waves

Director: Ken Wiederhorn
Year Released: 1977
Rating: 0.5

Undead Nazi sadists floating around in a giant ghost ship surface on an (almost deserted) island to kill a bunch of dummies as well as a former SS Commander (Peter Cushing) who's been hanging out there. The subject matter sounds like it might appeal to fans of schlock, but this is tame and sleaze-free: it carries with it a PG-13 rating and the most outrageous thing in it is the gray, crinkly makeup job on the zombies (who, incidentally, can only be "killed" by having their goggles removed ... no, I'm not making that up). If you're going to sit through something like this, you deserve something more than Brooke Adams in a yellow bikini.