Black Dynamite
Director: Scott Sanders
Year Released: 2009
Rating: 1.0
An unnecessary parody of blaxploitation pictures that is ironically less funny than the movies it's mocking. Michael Jai White's Ubermensch takes on the honkies that took out his brother, leading up to the inevitable nunchuck battle with Richard Nixon in the White House - it's unbearably stupid until it gets to Kung Fu Island, where it rises to the esteemed level of silly-stupid. Fans of trash and the low-brow are the ones best equipped to mine this for its tiny, tiny treasures ("You diabolical, dick-shrinking motherfuckers!")....
