Chopping Mall

Director: Jim Wynorski
Year Released: 1986
Rating: 0.0

Teenies trying to have a sex party in the Mall get hunted down by robots designed to protect the Mall ... and those robots (officially called "Killbots") have laser beam eyes and built-in tasers. It's important to note that the cover art is infinitely more interesting than the movie: there's an armored hand clutching a bag filled with human parts, including an eye, an ear, two hands and a head. I feel short-changed, actually: none of the robots in this are taller than three feet, don't move very fast and do not saw off human limbs (although a human head does explode at one point). The title, therefore, is incorrect and misleading.