The Curious Dr. Humpp

Director: Emilio Vieyra and Jerald Intrator
Year Released: 1971
Rating: 0.5

Title "physician" - with the aid of a squishy, talking brain and an army of lobotomized monkey men - kidnaps young stoners and perverts to extract their orgasmic juices and make himself young again (or something to that extent). It's terribly lit, poorly dubbed and frequently dull - I only jumped from fright when I caught a glimpse of some of those wild, criminally untrimmed pubic regions (ladies, please, scissors are not that expensive). Only for diehard smut/trash fans - and even they may fast-forward through most of it. My favorite line: "I loved you the minute that doctor put us together."