Director: Hart Bochner
Year Released: 1994
Rating: 0.0

"Politically correct" school campus clashes with fun-loving guys and gals from anarchist faction "The Pit" (led by one-note Jeremy Piven and Jon Favreau in Fat Suit mode), leading up to peace-making concert with George Clinton and the takedown of the ultra-liberal School President (because it's all about moderation, baby). This movie isn't smart enough to scratch the stains out of Animal House's briefs, but there are three items of note that I should probably share: (1.) Piven is right: you should never wear the T-shirt of the band you're going to see to the concert featuring that same band, (2.) If you know how to B.S., you probably can write your thesis on GameBoy or the films of Michael Caine and Gene Hackman and (3.) Activist students are obnoxious and will grow up to be unrepentant capitalists just like their parents.