Jurassic Park III
Director: Joe Johnston
Year Released: 2001
Rating: 0.0
San Neill gets dragged to the Caribbean for more dino-adventures; apparently, William H. Macy's kid is stuck on the island, someone's got to get him, the creatures are smarter and can talk, etc. Hopefully this is the last of the Jurassic Park movies - even Spielberg himself couldn't salvage The Lost World - since the filmmakers didn't even bother with trying to make the dinosaurs scary, realistic or anything like that, complete with tossed-together CGI and bad puppetry. Also collecting a paycheck: Laura Dern.
