The January Man

Director: Pat O'Connor
Year Released: 1989
Rating: 0.0

Staggeringly bad movie, wrong in so many ways you'd need a full essay to document every moronic turn. I don't know why Danny Aiello's always screaming, what Alan Rickman or Susan Sarandon are supposed to be and I'm still not positive as to whether or not any of this is supposed to be funny. It's not funny. It's shit.