EuroTrip
Director: Jeff Schaffer
Year Released: 2004
Rating: 1.0
American Pie / Road Trip rehash (except without the charm and appealing characters, if you can believe it) about a high school kid and his international quest for the German babe of his e-dreams - as if the Europeans didn't hate us enough already, this unleashes all the stereotypes, showing them as largely drunken, pervy, out-of-it loonies (the original title, Ugly Americans, was way too accurate). That said, I admit to laughing at four things: (1.) the Manchester United fans singing (and Vinnie Jones in particular), (2.) the Eastern European dog with the human hand in its mouth, (3.) Fred Armisen's "Creepy Italian Guy" and (4.) Michelle Trachtenberg and Travis Wester (playing brother and sister) making out in a club in "Amsterdam." Also, did Matt Damon lose a bet?
