Cabin Fever

Director: Eli Roth
Year Released: 2002
Rating: 0.5

Evil Dead wannabe about dumb 'teens' who go to a cabin to drink and cavort but only find suffering and death. Actually works better as comedy ("That guy asked for our help. We lit him on fire.") than horror, since its only (gross) asset is the fact that the title ailment makes its victims secrete blood at an alarming rate; when it stops trying to be funny is when it starts to really drag. Rider Strong doesn't look convinced he should be in this particular movie.